OK, I’m going to rant a bit here and drop some advice to the grrls out there who do porn or are wanting to do porn. Listen up!
- STOP FUCKING UP THE ILLUSION: Times have drastically changed. Porn stars today are no longer a fantasy high up on a pedestal where fans can look up their dresses! Men, creepers, pervs, and losers want the fantasy of YOU and your sexy ass!!! STOP ruing it by telling everyone you have a boyfriend, husband or some dude who stays at your place. As far as your fans and the world should know, you’re young and single and you like to mingle!
- IF YOU’RE DUMB, KEEP IT HUSH: If you are NOT smart, no need for everyone to know. Seriously, keep your mouth shut. That goes for twitter as well. Your fans want to think you’re the girl next door who loves to fuck for a living. As soon as you speak and start talking “stupid” it kills everything, especially the boner.
- STAY IN SHAPE: If you are NOT in shape, please don’t wear outfits that show this off! NO muffin tops! NO skin-tight dresses that are 2 sizes too small. NO bright colors that show off ALL that is bad. Learn to work with what you have. Accent the good parts and hide the bad!!!
- MAKEUP IS KEY: If you do not know how to apply make-up, then fucking learn! Practice when you are at home, take the time to get skilled, keep it simple, and if you need to, ask a make-up artist you like for some advice!
- CLEAN FREAK IN THE SHEETS: Hygiene is everything! This not only goes for your body inside and out, but your clothes as well. For fuck sake, clean yourself ALWAYS! Clean out your shoot bag and clothes regularly. After you do a scene, clean up! After you do a shoot, clean up! After you do anything, clean up! Guys love a clean grrl that smells and tastes clean!
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That how I should be prepared to become a porn star…. Great advice
WOW this Richard Avery is soooo ANGRY and bitter….have you EVER even had a GIRLFRIEND? LET ALONE moved out of your parents basement? What a douche.